Me #36 - Easter E'pproachin'

Alvin Tech Liner pen (size 0.5) in sketchbook, black fills with black Prismacolor marker. Colored in Photoshop.

On my way to the Easter Bunny's house.

Me #35 - Soft Serve Style

Purple Col-Erase pencil/ballpoint pen/Coates willow charcoal in Moleskine notebook.

Nobody's ever too cool for soft serve ice cream.

Me #34 - Tormented Tackiness

Straight up Photoshop.

This is what my art would look like if I were a tormented artist. Sorry, I am quite the opposite kind of artist!

Me #33 - Into The Pink

Dr. Ph. Martin's Black Star India Ink brushed on regular copy paper. Pink fill in Photoshop.

Pink and black are always a good color combo.

Me #32 - Negative Nonchalance

Another 1-minute drawing using a yellow Crayola marker on old drawing pad.

I decided it looked a lot cooler as a negative image.

Me #31 - Wisdom Tooth Woes

Purple Col-Erase pencil & Scarlet Chartpak woodcrafter's marker in Moleskine pad.

My wisdom tooth is killing me. It's coming out sooooon!

Me #30 - Daydreamin'

Blue Col-Erase pencil/Staedtler Pigment Liner with a few other markers on old sketchpad paper.

If you're not careful, daydreaming can sometimes lead to catatonic stupors.

Me #29 - Smudgy

Various Col-Erase & Charcoal White pencils on Caseys brand "Better Than Vellum" transparency paper.

Me #28 - Space Cadet

Ink pens & markers in composition notebook.

This time, I do have an oxygen source.

Me #27 - String Beany

Ink pens in sketchbook; colored in Photoshop.

Me #26 - Cakester Caper

Ink pens on regular copy paper (again!). Photoshop orange background and laser effect.

One more step over this laser and... JACKPOT!!!

Me #25 - Uh..... Giddy-yapp?

Ink pens & markers on regular copy paper.

Me #24 - Space Soarin'

Alvin Tech Liner pens in sketchbook; colored in Photoshop.

Flying like an airplane... IN SPACE! Look! I have no oxygen source!

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Me #23 - Pixel Profile

Pixel art in ol' fashioned MS Paint.

This was kinda fun, and only took a couple minutes!

Me #22 - I Like To Sing

Ink pen on regular copy paper; cleaned up lines in Illustrator; color in Photoshop.

I pretty much copied a pose off the back of Jack Hamm's Cartooning The Head & Figure book, but see, I suck at bodies so it was a good quick exercise.

TwinkieTown.com - Sunday Funnies #3

Hey, Minnesota Twins fans! I'm doing a bi-weekly comic on the great TwinkieTown.com - the best Twins blog around! Baseball fans around the world flock to this digital mecca. The site happens to be run by Jesse Lund, one of my best friends from high school. Above is the third comic I have done thus far. If you follow the Twins, you should get the gags. Go to TwinkieTown and check out the others!

Me #21 - Orange Expo

Orange dry-erase Expo marker in Moleskine notebook. A little bit of white charcoal pencil in the eyes that proved ineffective.

Oops, a dry-erase marker smears a lot, even on non-dry-erase board surfaces. I didn't even realize I was using a dry-erase marker until after the fact.

Me #20 - Black Magic Blot

Higgins Black Magic ink on Strathmore 300 Smooth Bristol (brush & pen nib). Maxon screentone rubbed on for stubble effect.

I've never really inked with REAL ink before, so this was pure experimentin'.

Me #19 - Fumey Scarlet Marker

Scarlet Chartpak woodcrafter's marker on Manila paper; Crayola crayons on reversed side (mega bleed-thru of the marker!).

Warning: use Chartpak woodcrafter's marker in a well-ventilated area.

Me #18 - Prismacolor Pep

White Prismacolor pencil on black construction paper.

Me #17 - Crayola Angry

1-minute crayon scribble (yellow-green Crayola). Scanned with contrast settings all the way up to make for weird magenta and yellow appearance.

Me #16 - Everything's Funnier With... Googly Eyes

Markers, a few crayons, and GOOGLY EYES!

Me #15 - The Silhouette With The Missing Eyes

Black marker, Photoshop.

Me #14 - Winter Wunder

Staedtler pigment liner pens (MY FAVORITE!), various markers and a few colored pencils on some old crappy paper. Gray fill in Photoshop.

MELTING SNOW AND ICE = COLD SOAKED FEET. It becomes a love-hate relationship with Mother Nature this time of year.

Me #13 - Neon Bleh

Ballpoint pen/colored pencil.

Me #12 - Psychedeliface

Black Prismacolor marker; colored in Illustrator.

I was trying to go for a '67 Psychedelia look. Eh, I dunno. My least favorite so far.

Me #11 - Hyperventilate!

Pitt Pens in sketchbook; color & effects in Photoshop.

Ya ever get so excited about the future that you start hyperventilating?

Me #10 - Pastduhh

Marker/charcoal/colored pencil on Manila paper.

Me #9 - Zig-Zag Stubble

A quick 2-minute marker drawin' in the sketchbook.

Me #8 - Scribble Scribble

Pitt Brush Pen/Black Prismacolor on marker paper; blue textured wonderment added in Illustrator.

Me #7 - Chartreuse

Winsor & Newton Brilliant Watercolour (chartreuse); colored pencil on regular sketchpad paper.

Me #6 - Less Irritation, More Comfort

Black Prismacolor in 9x12 sketchbook; color & effects in Photoshop.

Me #5 - Lazervizion

Pastel on 12x18" black counstruction paper.
Saturation levels increased in Photoshop to bring out the purples and blues.

I guess I never explained what I'm doing here. In an attempt to improve my observational skills and artistic versatility, I have decided to draw a new self-portrait (cartoon, caricature, or whatever I feel like) each day for a full year. Don't ask me why I didn't start this on New Year's Day! Anyway, I will keep it going through February of '11! I mean it this time! It seems like I never get to draw "for fun" anymore, and I really want to make time for it now, even if it's just 15 minutes of sketchin' before bedtime.

The fun part about this daunting task is that I am not adhering to any rules. No deliberate attempts at "finding a style" either. Anything goes!

And there you have it. See you tomorrow. And the day after that. And, the day after that one! Even cooler? The day after that day too! Daily updates make me feel productive!

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Me #1 - Outdoor Running > Indoor Running

Skadi (fan art)

I thought I'd take a stab at drawing a Skadi. Inspired while eating Green Giant veggies (hence the greeny-ness).

Girl holding paper sack

I'm back! No more crappy stuff on here. Here's something I whipped up in Illustrator and Photoshop with a few finishing touches in Painter. I want to do more stuff like this. It's up to your imagination as to what is in the paper sack. I honestly had nothing in mind when I drew it.

Funny Thing I Saw Today #6

I took a 3-day break because of the Easter weekend. Anyway, I'm back! And still on a Cadbury Crème Egg high!

Springtime is finally here - the air is warmer and the sun shines bright. It turns our living room into an oven. And cats like lounging in it. Our couch sits beneath of our living room window. Einstein and Olive love sitting on the couch, peering through the blinds (and wrecking them in the process). I had the blinds open this afternoon, along with a fleece blanket draped over the couch. Combine this with the sunshine, and it became Einstein's version of heaven.

Now, Einstein is usually a big blob of black fur. When she sits, she resembles a sack of oranges - black and fuzzy, of course. Then I see her today - she's stretched out like taffy on a puller! She even crossed her paws! I had never seen her that relaxed before.

I was just going to post this as the black & white ink drawing, but I really wanted to take advantage of the tacky LENS FLARE filter in Photoshop to really emphasize the sunshine. So there we go. Just a speedy digital color job. I'll get back to some marker stuff again real soon!

Funny Thing I Saw Today #5

My wife and I went out for dinner tonight. Living in a small town, we don't have many choices when it comes to restaurants. But it was a must to hit up a place with a salad bar, so off to The Frying Pan we went! The Frying Pan is basically our town's version of Perkins or Denny's.

Upon entering, I was startled by what you see above. Granted, this rendering is based on what was seared into my memory mere hours ago. They had a chalkboard advertising a 'Seafood Special' for '1075' (which obviously means $1,075!), an evil Easter Bunny on a white scribbly hill (I guess because we still have lots of snow around here?), and a sun that looked like a chalk explosion. Too many levels of wackiness here - I'll let you absorb what the wife and I did shortly before enjoying salad bar and vegetable alfredo.

Funny Thing I Saw Today #4

I saw this guy not even half an hour ago, walking down main street with his arms out like that. Really, he was walking in a 'T' shape! He wore a weird black leather/puffy winter jacket, black jeans, and black shoes. His hair was jet black as well, and it was one weird hairdo. Let's not forget his huge schnoz.

Well, I'm 4 days in, and so far I've been posting people on the street. It isn't my intent to do only people - I hope to post a variety of funny items, living or not.

Cartoony Adam & Eve

I have this assignment where I'm supposed to draw an Adam & Eve. I tried Eve first - trying to get better with cartoon girls.
Of course, I don't think the Bible says anything about Eve wearing lipgloss and orange eye shadow, so I failed in that sense.

And here's Adam. Not as refined as Eve. But I based him off the Adam in the ol' Albrecht Dürer engraving.

Funny Thing I Saw Today #3

Well, I really didn't see anything funny out in public in the last 24 hours. But to keep the streak alive, I shall post my latest creation, which technically IS funny - hence, a funny thing I did indeed see today:
It's a new self-portrait (including my cat, Einstein). Probably the cartooniest drawing of myself yet! I decided to do this updated self-portrait since my older ones look like excrement. I see some improvement but I am still terrible with drawing full bodies AND digital coloring. Oh well!

Funny Thing I Saw Today #2

I made an ATM stop in Fargo this afternoon. I pulled in to a drive-up ATM, which is convenient... if you're driving up... in a car. Well, like anyone else, this young man had to make an ATM deposit. However, he was sans vehicle. Not that there's any problem with that. I've walked or bicycled up to an ATM many a time.

Alas, it was a busy midday in Fargo, and a line of cars had formed to make their transactions. Dude stood prominently (as a Fargo thug can) and confidently strutted forward as the line got shorter. And that's what made the whole situation funny - that Holmes stood in line with a bunch of automobiles, basically letting everyone know that he was "makin' a deposit, Muthaf***er!" And yes, his baggy jeans were terribly succumbing to gravity.

Funny Thing I Saw Today #1

I decided to force myself into drawing and posting on here EVERY DAY. For reals, this time. I need to up my cartooning skills about 10,000%!

So for the next 365 days, I will be posting a drawing of something funny that I saw during the day. That means ANYTHING - inside, outside, at home, in town... whatever! Anything that I deem funny - and believe me, the dumbest things amuse me. I could glance at a Starburst wrapper and it'd have me rolling on the floor.

I have a feeling my cats will be regular guests in these posts.

So I am cheating on this first one, which is actually something I saw two days ago (which inspired the idea in the first place!):

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I saw this [rather grumpy] man on Friday walking down main street, carefully holding two Subway beverages. He was following a teenage girl (hopefully his granddaughter, yeesh) who was just skipping along with a bag of Subway sandwiches. So she got the plastic bag, with handles, able to transport footlongs with ease. Gramps could barely walk, nearly stumbling over a curb. He may as well have been walking a tightrope balancing the sodas on a 10-foot pole. Perhaps he has a frowny demeanor, but c'mon, he was moving drinks like they were Fabergé eggs. WHICH I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY!

I don't remember if he was wearing an actual Cenex hat, but it was red and a trucker's hat. Carhartt jacket, Velcro shoes, and no gloves. I filled in some green to indicate grass, but I forgot to illustrate the fact that we got 24" of fresh snow last week, so it was anything but green out there.

Still trying to get better with markers, so this was a good exercise.

Editorial #1

My new foray into editorial cartooning started in yesterday's edition of the Wahpeton-Breckenridge Daily News. Lots of flooding going on lately! Hopefully it's on its way out, even though they're predicting another round of flooding with crests just as high as before.

Here's to many more published cartoons in the future! Although I've never seen myself as someone talented enough to metaphorically portray current events in cartoon form!

My caricature business logo

Business has been growing with my live event caricature agency, so it was about time I made an official logo. Very Art Deco-inspired, as I've been all about the Art Deco lately. It reminds me of the NIN logo - something I didn't realize until after the fact!